That's why its important kids, to make and keep important commitments to your loved ones. But on the positive side you'd actually achieve every pubescent boy's deep seeded fantasy you could use you're dingus as a weapon!Of course its all fun and games until someone gets pregnant. You'd never be able to wear mesh shorts, birds would always want to perch on you and all your vampire friends would always call you Vlad the Impaler. Perhaps if you're being turned into a bloodsucker while you're performing (its been known to happen in vampire movies) then you'd have a fully erect projectile for always and forever but that would be a very inconvenient case of rigamortis. So Bella is waiting to be turned, just so she can have human carnal knowledge of a cold corpse with a flaccid iditarod.
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